As You take A Shower, A Bright Red Creature Pulls Back Your Shower Curtain,What IS Your Next Move?
omg, lol, i think it's so funny you asked this because for a lonnnnggg time when i was younger i was so afraid to take a shower because i always pictured a big t-rex opening up my shower and like wanting to eat me or something (i honestly have no idea why), and honestly, since i was so afraid of it for so long i thought about what i would do, and i'm sorry to say that in reality i would prob just screeeeamm!!!
i like that idea about soap in his eyes though, that was a good one.
AHHH, great I was just fixing to take a shower, now I can't. And to answer your question I'd squeeze shampoo in it's eyes if it has any and run screaming out of the house.
Grab another of what I'd been drinking If it's makin me see little red monsters then I want some more lets get outthere man!
I laugh and ask who is playing this joke then I finally realize it's not a joke now it's really getting suspenseful and now all you see is red blood coming out the bathroom
scream...and beat him with the back brush and run
kick them out of the shower til i'm done. wait your turn!
Piss in it's eyes!
Ask him/her for the towel, step out of the shower brush my teeth then go and get dressed.
drag her into the shower, shaft her, then tell her not to lie out in the sun anymore.
scream bloody murder scream tell its gone
I can't seem to reach this little spot, can you help?
Call on the Lord and pray that it's not 666, then I'd kick his butt! Can a girl get a little privacy around here!?
i would scream "hi elmo!"
Tell him to get back and finish painting the dining room wall - He'll have to wait for his cup of tea
Scream and close the shower curtain back.
If he looks anything like my man great things will happen...
Put a towel around myself and slap it. I was just in the shower couldn't they wait till I was done. gosh
It's probably the tanned girl down the street so I would take a shower with her.
Can you hand me my towel over there, thanks.... my eyes are wet.
Tell your friend to put his penis back in his pants!
I'd be like wtf? and then I'd instinctively punch it and get the hell out of the bathroom.
shade my eyes frm its bright red colour...probably try 2 control my nausea...i hate red...haha...if i get ova all dat...mayb id realise dat im naked...preobably turn 2 show my back and sit dwn..haha...stupid yea...
Kick the creature where it hurts.
Invite him to my tea party. :)
Scream, try to run away
smack the crap out of it and tell them they are getting my floor wet
1. If it isn't Elmo scream like crazy. If it is elmo wonder why the hell Elmo is in your house and then scream like crazy.
2. Begin to throw shampoo, soap, shaving cream whatever you can into the creatures eyes and blind him, so you have a minute to escape. (Don't start to fight in the shower. What is worse than falling and getting your a$$ kicked naked in the shower by Elmo?)
3. While the creature is blind jump out kick him and run like the wind! (Grab a towel because something worse than a naked a$$ kicking from Elmo is being outside of your house telling your neighbors Elmo is attacking you in your bathroom and standing there totally naked!)
4. Be honest with the psychiatrist about any and all drug use, family history of mental illness, etc. This will never happen and if it does you will be checked into the hospital for at least 72 hours worth of observation. So get the help you need!
I hit it between the legs (if it has any) and if that doesn't work, I appologize and introduce myself.
Turn around and ask him to get my back for me